Do you have skills, talents and abilities just waiting to be tapped in to? Or are you merely seeking an excuse to get out of folding laundry?
Then there is no better use of your time than to construct a Superman cape for a chicken.
Your parents will be proud they invested so much in you, and maybe, just maybe, the laundry will fold itself.*
*Note: This did not work for me, but I'm holding out for a miracle!